you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Never underestimate the power of titties
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