Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
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he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
Operation Purity has been aborted
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
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