i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
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Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
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Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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