i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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