I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I don't think brook has ever known best
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
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