textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
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