You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
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Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
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The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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