Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
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All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
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holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
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