I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
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the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Im just a social blackout drinker.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
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This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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