I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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