I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
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Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
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you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
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