id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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