There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
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he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
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i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
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