But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
