tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
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It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
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there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Enjoy the penises
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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