ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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