Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
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His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
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We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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