HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
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