I wish life had little blips of pornography
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
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Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
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Is this like a preordered booty call?
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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