started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
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Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
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I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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