K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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