you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
We named our party play list daddy issues
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
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We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
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jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
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