just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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