im gay
i know
yea but for you.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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