The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
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oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
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yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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