i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
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What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
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There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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