Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
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Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
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Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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