I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
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Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
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I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
you never un-have a 4some
The convent might be a nice break from real life
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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