Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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