Pants 0. Shit 1.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
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we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
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arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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