worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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