Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
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