hell yes lets make some ravioli
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
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The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
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I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
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