Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
