We're like a lot better than the average bears
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
Everything about him screamed your future.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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