It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
In America we eat man semen.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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