How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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