Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
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I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
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Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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