BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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