Do vagina's smell?
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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