Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."

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(551): View more from New Jersey

the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit

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(941): View more from Florida

Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.

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(540): View more from Virginia

First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.

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(213): View more from California

there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong

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(323): View more from California

Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk

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(850): View more from Florida

So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......

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