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she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
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Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
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He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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