Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Let's paint friendship bongs
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I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
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If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.