Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(910): View more from North Carolina

He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj

(910): View more from North Carolina

I think that's fair trade off

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(210): View more from Texas

I just want to hang out with her.

(916): View more from California

You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.

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(815): View more from Illinois

What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?

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(440): View more from Ohio

He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim

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(760): View more from California

What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?

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(513): View more from Ohio

literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.

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(206): View more from Washington

i want to swaddle you in tequila

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(208): View more from Idaho

Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.

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(856): View more from New Jersey

No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.

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