thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
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It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
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I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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