I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
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I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
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Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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