I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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