just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
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just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
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Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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