Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
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White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
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the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
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