dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
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Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
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I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
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