all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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