I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Randomize
