Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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