FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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