We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
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he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
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And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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